Overheard

Ever look at a picture and wonder what people are saying? The truth finally comes out below.

“How far do you think she’d drop?”
“I don’t know, maybe 20 feet? She might make it.”

“If my father finds out about my secret love, he’ll break my other hand…”

“Dead geese make excellent gifts for children.”

“I agree. Are you wearing pants?”

“And this is the exact spot where Daddy was mauled.”

“I dyed this floral tie with blood from the heart of the last underling who disappointed me.”

“I just showered.”
“In urine?”

“I only write with pencils because its a reminder that life is impermanent.”
“That’s interesting. I write in pens because they’re easier to stab people with.”